of status messages

I, now, like status messages. I don’t need methylene dioxy meth amphetamine.

I’m considering the following status messages next:

• can i have frenship wit u?
• i c the bob
• i emailed the bob and the tom also
• chassis- pronounced chassees
• buffett- pronounced boo-ff-atT, as in buffett lunch
• not on his seat
• im hearing u
• im suffering from satyanarayana pooja