Groucho Marx
Those are my principles, and if you don’t like them…. well, I have others.
-Groucho Marx.
(Instead of the more common Woody Allen quoted club-membership-thingy. And, that reminds me, Aldous Huxley remembers Groucho in his “Doors of Perception”. Yeah, after .4 grams of Mescalin dissolved in half a glass of water. Of course, I like Jim Morrison.)